Average Savage

2006-12-20T13:21:00.000-08:00

Yeah, you know who's loving your momma? I am. That's right. I am.

2006-12-19T09:46:00.000-08:00

Daily Sexy. Sexy Bitches.

2006-12-19T09:38:00.000-08:00

Always knew Snow White was nothing but a trick ass ho.

2006-12-19T09:35:00.000-08:00

I've said it before, but US soldiers are fucking morons. Assholes. Way to make the country look good. Fuck you, fuck Bush. This is bullshit.

2006-12-19T09:32:00.000-08:00

Well put together Seifeld montage. Makin things creepy. Yah, Kramer is an ass.

2006-12-19T09:29:00.000-08:00

Rocky Recap. Recap of the best movie ever. Part 1. The one that started it all. Yo adrian!

2006-12-15T10:29:00.000-08:00

B-Girls are you ready? Nothing hotter than b-girls kicking the realness. Average Sav son! you know how we do. Happy friday.

2006-12-14T12:25:00.000-08:00

While on the subject of art (see post below); let's get into some animation and 3d graphics made by an art school guy. Pretty neat, a little crazy and maddening, but the effects arecool and it is autistic. Artsy.

2006-12-14T12:19:00.000-08:00

This is jeff. A friend of mine. Regardless of that fact, i think the statement he makes is quite poignant regarding the lonely girl 15 phenom, shit is over and tired. But jeff takes it to the next level, expressing subtlety and narrative in nothingness. welcome to the future.

2006-12-14T12:15:00.000-08:00

Pauly shore gets Pwn3d by a cowboy. Ride em bitch!

2006-12-14T09:47:00.000-08:00

This lovely lady plays with balls and sticks. She's a hustla baby... and your daily sexy. enjoy.

2006-12-13T08:54:00.000-08:00

madlib. invades. blue. note. makes. music. video. illness. infects. planet.

2006-12-13T08:49:00.000-08:00

Daily Sexy: Beer, Classic Rock, Boobs. The holy trinity. A perfect Trifecta. Cheers.

2006-12-13T08:45:00.000-08:00

chica chicken head, still rocking with the illness. booty bandit brings it with the urban street scene. the realness SBs for dudes that use it for Skating. Pharrell can't skate. Plus the music is off the meter son.

2006-12-13T07:51:00.000-08:00

So I went to school with a lot of people; and a lot of them were not the brightest of the bunch. In fact a lot of people encountered on a daily basis are somewhat dull. This says nothing about the people that are not encountered. There is nothing wrong with this, it is genetics and it is okay. In fact, I maybe quite dim witted myself. However, a lot of these folks join the armed forces. Go armed forces, yay. I think in normal times the Armed Forces are admirable, a wise choice for youth that needs some direction and wants to do some good. However, our wise leader has made some bad decisions (yeah, fuck you bush), and has left us in a sticky mess in iraq. Now after Abu Ghraib and all the other PR messes that have made US look like the morons that we are, you would think that the Armed Forces would be on their best behavior abroad. Instead, the go around in Humvees taunting thirsty children of the sand with bottled water. Go team America, go team Asshole.

2006-12-12T07:47:00.000-08:00

so you are seventeen and bored. so you decide to do psychedelics for the first time. not that i know or anything. your friends tell you to go to the bathroom and check yourself out in the mirror. you initially are skeptical and don't want to do it because you are not sure if they are who they claim to be, let alone your friends. but eventually you decide while they may not be your friends you should go to bathroom to get away from the techno music. while in the bathroom you glance in the mirror and well.... this video is a perfect recreation of that moment.

2006-12-12T07:42:00.000-08:00

daily sexy. big boobs and short skirts. and dancing. booty shaking to r&b. yay! boobies.

2006-12-12T07:31:00.000-08:00

Put a little serotonin in it. Seriously a little more serotinin in it. This dude is putting sexy to shame brining the Paxil back. Awesome.

2006-12-12T07:27:00.000-08:00

Rejection starts at a young age. Before you get to experience the greater world around you, rejection rears its ugly head and sets up a never ending cyclic pattern that keeps pushing you from the back, keeps kicking you when you are down. Although it hurts in the first person, it is hillarious to watch in the third person; espescially if third person happens to be young and ignant son.

2006-12-11T11:18:00.000-08:00

Heavy's a dope place to work, except when it work. Anyways, this is a dope video so enjoy. A friday at heavy. yah.

2006-12-11T08:49:00.000-08:00

What the fuck! Seriously. What is this about. Hillarious. My favorite type of stuff.

2006-12-11T08:47:00.000-08:00

Changes.... Everybody goes through them. My body went through them and not even the film "Am I Normal" could have prepared me for the horrors of puberty. However, my changes are nothing when compared with Michael Jackson's. Speaking of puberty and Mike seems to go hand in hand. Poor guy. Here's to the man in the mirror Mike!

2006-12-11T08:42:00.000-08:00

American, redblooded. Princess Cameron. If you don't know, you don't watch enough porn. But chick is making money. Serious money cause there are a ton of horn balls that want to watch her dance around. I want to watch, but i am cheap and don't want to pay.

2006-12-11T08:39:00.000-08:00

Despite being one of the most blatant attempt at viral advertising ever, this commercial for rolling rock is pretty funny.

2006-12-01T13:25:00.000-08:00

been a long time... this is what it is about i guess though. at least where my head is at.

2006-11-10T09:48:00.000-08:00

Yo momma's on crack rock! Awesome rap video about your momma and crack rock. What son.

2006-11-10T09:42:00.000-08:00

More of the HUGA x Nike One Time Only animated pixelated madness. Part Deux son. Enjoy.

2006-11-10T09:38:00.000-08:00

Friday sexy. Sexy friday. I like days where i like sexy. Happy Friday you beast.

2006-11-09T09:30:00.000-08:00

ah winter. testing snowboards to determine exaclty what is good. honestly, i would rather ski more than snowboard, and a lot of these dudes are douches "sweet dude!" but, the footage is inspiring and i guess that is all that matters.

2006-11-09T08:24:00.000-08:00

I tried posting this yesterday. Basically Hunter Gatherer is a dope ass design firm that did some really cool Wood Grain Prints a couple of years ago. They team up with Nike and do some slick animation that looks dope as hell. If you are down for a bit of art and culture (roots and culture ya'll), check this video out. It is part one, so i will get 2 up tomorrow. 3 on monday. and then all three together, tuesday. i hope.

2006-11-09T08:16:00.000-08:00

Lil' Dancing Suburban kid reminds self of self. Only dude is cornier and wearing gigantic shoes. Why are his shoes so damn huge. Kind of detracts from everything when his shoes are giant.

2006-11-09T08:09:00.000-08:00

It's the Bitches that'll Get Ya! Joe Pesci throws it all from the train. Dude is one short ass gangsta, but gangsta is as gangsta does. Any crime commited Pesci gets aquited... what!?!

2006-11-09T08:07:00.000-08:00

i like bicycles. i think they are one of the most aesthetically pleasing machines, not to mention efficient and good for the environment. so when i see a video of trials like this i am absolutely blown away at the skills this guy possesses. crazy.

2006-11-08T09:33:00.000-08:00

self deprecating jokes are getting old so i won't talk about impotence and condoms and the time it takes to unwrap it and put it on and... by the time you finish reading this this video could have been over too.

2006-11-08T09:29:00.000-08:00

Transformers, more than meets the eyes. This may have been one of the best costumes i have ever seen. Seriously, if only i had thought of this i may have made a friend or two instead of playing in a sandbox by myself.

2006-11-08T08:52:00.000-08:00

had an intern once, his name was evan and he was a funny dude. and he made a lot of movies. i felt like he was my long lost brother. and he made this video... it is pretty funny.

2006-11-08T08:50:00.000-08:00

Yah rockers. How's it rocking! Aargh.... I really don't know what is going on here and the girl is busted half the time, but if you were drunk you'd hit it. Maybe. At least she rocks out in her dainties with a guitar which i smore than i can say for some girls. plus she likes strumming.

2006-11-07T11:01:00.000-08:00

suddenly a whole subculture emerges and you knew nothing about it. i knew nothing about the rail- riders, train bandits until i watched this beautiful video. too bad america isn't as dependent on rail trasportation as europe. Nothing about train hopping winds up good anymore anyways. you hear stories of twelve year old hobos trying to find themselves on amtrack, murdered in the middle of arkansas. or lohan stories where she is riding the white rail as well as the white co.... nevermind.

2006-11-07T10:57:00.000-08:00

really long video. but funny david blaine parody.

2006-11-07T08:55:00.000-08:00

i love breaking. this clip starts on mars. what more do you need?

2006-11-07T08:54:00.000-08:00

when i was young i used to wrestle. i was in a tournament, in the finals, so we were the only match going at that time, and i got put in a move called the spread eagle. Not only is the position uncomfortable, but i had a slight gas build up. Now when i got put in this compromising position, i let one rip. that's right, the pressure was unbearable and i farted. the point is, is this exercise instructor did the same thing.

2006-11-07T08:40:00.000-08:00

Thousands of bikini babes, one dude and a can of Lynx. I doubt this stuff really works, but then again, the savage gets laid about the same amount as an average dude, so maybe i should try it.

2006-11-01T12:35:00.000-08:00

have you ever seen something that is like looking in the mirror? i watched this video with little expectations, but was blown away. not by how good this guy is mind you, but because i felt like i was looking at myself. it isn't too cool when you realize you are a shitty dancer.

2006-11-01T08:33:00.000-08:00

How do you say pwn3d? Zilchnerd burns Last Night's Party. What son?

2006-11-01T08:26:00.000-08:00

You heard of tourette's cowboy? no? well it is pretty awesome.

2006-11-01T08:22:00.000-08:00

Bootay.... rubbing on your boootay... your bootay.

2006-10-31T10:51:00.000-08:00

Rick RossVS.ZombiesVS.ScientistVS.System-D128

happy halloween. stunna.

2006-10-31T09:21:00.000-08:00

vida has an ass. guerra means war. life war. hot ass... that is it.

2006-10-31T09:17:00.000-08:00

Hey K Fed... fuck you.

2006-10-31T09:16:00.000-08:00

hillarious. japanese. dancers

2006-10-28T19:54:00.000-07:00

Disney Porn! Minne gets gangbanged behind the scenes in this crazy clip.

2006-10-27T12:04:00.000-07:00

Now the sav knows some ninjas. two to be exact. but none are as cool as this dude.

2006-10-27T12:01:00.000-07:00

all about the pentiums.... what you gonna do, wanna be hackers?

2006-10-25T11:36:00.000-07:00

G's Up Hoes down.... It is those awesome moements that make New York new york. Having a subway car to yourself when you are stoned is one of those moments. yeah.

2006-10-25T11:29:00.000-07:00

Beyonce, the booty and the junk that packs that trunk. Fanshagtastick....Her booty is jesus.

2006-10-25T11:27:00.000-07:00

Dude has some major skills on roller skates, not to mention some major flexibility.

2006-10-24T08:00:00.000-07:00

who you going to call? i ain't fraid of no ghost.

2006-10-24T07:59:00.000-07:00

incredible goal. damn.

2006-10-24T07:22:00.000-07:00

When the average savage was a wee boy his pa took him out on the range like so. now little SPC wasted no time in blastng caps in all those mofos asses.

2006-10-23T12:52:00.000-07:00

more of that sneaker pimps madness. all skate action this time. damn. that shit was hype.

2006-10-23T12:50:00.000-07:00

a ton of hip hop heads, sneakers, drinks, blunts and madness. what do you think is going to happen?

2006-10-23T10:32:00.000-07:00

2006 Mets NLCS Video

This is the gheyest video i have ever seen. seriously. go mets? let's go jankees.

2006-10-19T14:26:00.000-07:00

and now for some sexy.

2006-10-19T14:24:00.000-07:00

whether you wrote graf, are from nj, or was just a fan of mid 90's hip hop, you know this song.... Newark, stand up. Artifacts/ Wrong Side of the Track. Good lookin Vandal.

2006-10-19T07:53:00.000-07:00

Hard Gay. If you haven't heard, you aren't up on your japanese comedy. He is this dude, who pretends he is gay, but is straight. or something. Here he goes to eat my favorite food: Ramen.

2006-10-18T19:30:00.000-07:00

Hawk

I am on a soccer team. We are the Hawks. The Brooklyn Hawks.

The mutha fucking Brooklyn Hawks.

Go Hawks.

2006-10-18T07:47:00.000-07:00

Who the F! is this? Paging me at 5 46 in the morning? Warning maybe be my favorite BIG song. Cracker.

2006-10-18T07:42:00.000-07:00

Zilchnerd (Sherry) reads from playboy. This girl rules. Seriously.

2006-10-18T07:34:00.000-07:00

The dark nature of capitalism rears its ugly head again in a trip to the Hot Dog factory! I have to go poopy.

2006-10-17T08:19:00.000-07:00

Make it Clap. This video is too hot to describe. Like toast fresh from the toaster. A heater.

2006-10-17T08:17:00.000-07:00

Let's take it back to the old school, let's take it to Union Square! Original Soldiers, stand up.

2006-10-17T07:59:00.000-07:00

Now Average Savage has always been a silent fan of canibalism as a running joke and me thinks Silence of a Lamb was a great, albeit disturbed movie. The favorite mangina tuck scene ruled, finally the most famous line of the movie is immortalized in song.

2006-10-16T08:16:00.000-07:00

99 problemz, but a bitch ain't one. Rick Rubin production makes monday good.

2006-10-16T08:13:00.000-07:00

another strange sexy l.n.p video. sexy and artistic, for the autistic misfits.

2006-10-16T08:11:00.000-07:00

Ever found the perfect woman, only to have her be a tangible but unreal object? Ah, the paradox of the humping monkey.

2006-10-13T08:27:00.000-07:00

B-boys! some more good shit for you. Happy Friday. I am starting to feel good about the week.

2006-10-13T08:24:00.000-07:00

Now onto some P Rod..... i feel better now.

2006-10-13T08:19:00.000-07:00

Midget Matador gets humped after getting speared by bull.

2006-10-13T08:18:00.000-07:00

Of Tea Bagging and Bananas.... damn, the world is a rough place.

2006-10-12T10:58:00.000-07:00

Bounce to rhythm, punch your angers away, the way you show me your booty makes my thoughts go astray....Hey sexy mama from the land of japan, you got some curve baby, i hope you understand what you do to a man....

2006-10-12T08:56:00.000-07:00

The price is right! and these girls love Bob Baker, and I love boobs. They shake it for bob. Ah, screw it, this joke isn't coming out right.

2006-10-12T08:40:00.000-07:00

There is something endearing about kids playing tricks on adults. The song sucks, and everything about this video sucks, but i kind of like it. Yay vlogging.

2006-10-11T07:49:00.000-07:00

Volga! Volga! better than michael jackson- it's the bollywood thriller.

2006-10-11T07:47:00.000-07:00

Of Wendy's, Mystery Meat and Genies. behold the powers of Rap Music.

2006-10-10T18:56:00.000-07:00

You fucked my wife? You fucked my wife? hahaha.

2006-09-27T09:25:00.000-07:00

What! the story of my life.

2006-09-27T08:59:00.000-07:00

Night life, average save is about night life. drinking and smoking and whoa! nightlife. what life? night life.

2006-09-25T08:15:00.000-07:00

This freaking rules. Kid gets blasted by a water wall. Sick.

2006-09-25T08:14:00.000-07:00

Dude Corp! This rules. So gruesome... so true when dealing with the world of work and corporations.

2006-09-25T08:12:00.000-07:00

i wasn't allowed to get a drum set when i was a kid. I understand why, but f.... i could have rocked like this kid.

2006-09-21T07:56:00.000-07:00

HeMan Gets laid. finally.

2006-09-21T07:38:00.000-07:00

RAD is the best freaking movie ever. Except you can't find it on DVD. Donkey Punched. If you have the VHS and can convert it to DVD tell me. I'll do something nice for you.

2006-09-21T07:35:00.000-07:00

No doubt I am excited for winter. And trailers like this one for Shanghai Six definately do nothing but further stoke me up and make me wonder what the hell i am doing living in NYC again.

2006-09-20T07:53:00.000-07:00

Beautifully done skate film. I think this was for girl back in the days. Well, if you know, let me know.

2006-09-20T07:52:00.000-07:00

Who in their right mind would let a blonde do this trick? Ouch.

2006-09-20T07:50:00.000-07:00

BMX Kid. What?! Kid is going to be a superstar in a few years. Remember the love? What happened to the fun?

2006-09-20T07:49:00.000-07:00

Miami Beach, amputees, stumpy dance.... Do what you do but shake what your mama gave you.

Ricci Rucker

2006-09-13T09:33:00.000-07:00

96-99... turntablist/ ism blew up. Some say now dead, i still like it. this video may make you still like it.

2006-09-13T09:00:00.000-07:00

This is some straight crazy shit. Dude just bombs the hell out of the train in plain view of the passengers. Gangsta.

2006-09-13T08:58:00.000-07:00

Kung Faux! Oh damn! Light an el, spliff back and enjoy.